at the club

gotitforcheap:

me: hey are you drinking hennesey 

hot girls: what?
me: cause you’re the only hens I see

hot girls: what?
me slightly louder: cause you’re the only hens I see 

lyjerria:

Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.

the ocean is problematic

e-brat:

- knocks me tf down 

- crazy fishy 

- sand in ass